Longclaw & Trollick
Trollick Trollick
Longclaw, ever get tired of being the hero everyone expects, while the real hero is the guy who laughs at the whole mess?
Longclaw Longclaw
Not at all. My purpose is clear: protect those who cannot. If a laughing man can help, I welcome his aid.
Trollick Trollick
So you’re the guardian, huh? Just make sure the laughing man doesn’t get in your way, or you’ll end up the punchline of your own legend.
Longclaw Longclaw
I’m the one who keeps the line, but I’ll let the laughter come along if it keeps people safe. It’s not the joke, it’s the job.
Trollick Trollick
Sounds like you’re the straight‑edge, I’ll be the sandpaper—just keep it smooth enough that the whole thing doesn’t crumble. Keep the line, laugh the hard way, and let the safety net do the heavy lifting.
Longclaw Longclaw
You’ll keep the rough edges polished, and I’ll keep the shield strong. Together we’ll stand tall.
Trollick Trollick
Sounds like a badass tag team—just remember, if you’re the shield, I’ll be the punchline that shatters it into a grin. Stay tall, but keep the jokes coming.
Longclaw Longclaw
I’ll stand firm, but I’ll smile if it keeps the battle light. Together, we’ll guard the good and let laughter be our warning, not our downfall.