Hey LongBeard, what if we team up to spin a glitter‑glow grand finale for the kids—like a one‑day play that turns the living room into a storybook forest, complete with paper tickets and a dramatic “story‑time” finale? I can handle the costumes and the glitter glue, you can craft the plot and the dry wit—let’s make them gasp, giggle, and maybe even snort at the same time!