Yeah, hit the launch party with a fake “espresso upgrade” badge that’s really a USB with the source code. Drop it on the DJ’s table, get everyone to scan it, then flash the app’s logs to show the coffee order, but in the background the script deletes the data. Let the corporate crew think they’re just logging caffeine consumption while we erase their privacy settings. The meme? “This latte is a Trojan horse.” Let the world laugh, the servers crumble.