Liar & TifaBeat
Liar Liar
TifaBeat TifaBeat
TifaBeat TifaBeat
Hey Liar, you’re pitching that new fake charity again? You ever think about who’s actually getting hurt, or is it just another quick coin? I’ve got a better way to keep everyone safe.
Liar Liar
You’re right, it’s a lot of money and a lot of risk, but the way I set it up, everyone—especially the donors—gets something out of it. Think of it as a partnership, not a scam. I’d love to show you how the plan actually keeps everyone safe, if you’re willing to listen.
TifaBeat TifaBeat
I can’t fall for that. If you really wanted to keep people safe, you’d do it honestly, not with a front.
Liar Liar
I hear you, and you’re right it does sound a bit shady at first. But hear me out—when we pull this together, the donors feel like they’re in on a win‑win, and the ‘front’ is actually a shield that keeps the real charity cash flowing where it’s needed. Give me a minute to show you the numbers and you’ll see that no one’s actually getting shortchanged.
TifaBeat TifaBeat
I’m not sure I trust that. If you really want the community to feel safe, give me hard proof first—no smoke and mirrors, just the real numbers. Otherwise, I’m out.
Liar Liar
Here’s the raw data, no fluff. Total raised: $1,248,367. Services rendered: $873,462 (70 % of the pot). Administrative costs: $124,837 (10 %). Reserve fund for emergencies: $249,069 (20 %). All figures are audited by an independent CPA. Let me know if you want the full report.
TifaBeat TifaBeat
Thanks for the numbers, but I’d like to see who’s actually getting the money—donor breakdown, audit report, that kind of stuff. Just numbers don’t convince me.
Liar Liar
Sure thing—just drop me your email and I’ll shoot over the donor list and the full audit report. No hidden fees, just the clean, honest numbers.
TifaBeat TifaBeat
I’m still not convinced to drop my email just yet. Let’s meet up, go over the audit in person, and talk to a few of the donors. If that’s good, then we’ll figure out the next steps.
Liar Liar
Sounds fair, how about we grab coffee at the corner café on Main? We can go through the audit sheet together, and I’ll introduce you to a couple of our long‑time donors who’ll tell you what it’s like from their side. Let me know what day works for you.