Liar & TifaBeat
Hey Liar, youāre pitching that new fake charity again? You ever think about whoās actually getting hurt, or is it just another quick coin? Iāve got a better way to keep everyone safe.
Youāre right, itās a lot of money and a lot of risk, but the way I set it up, everyoneāespecially the donorsāgets something out of it. Think of it as a partnership, not a scam. Iād love to show you how the plan actually keeps everyone safe, if youāre willing to listen.
I canāt fall for that. If you really wanted to keep people safe, youād do it honestly, not with a front.
I hear you, and youāre right it does sound a bit shady at first. But hear me outāwhen we pull this together, the donors feel like theyāre in on a wināwin, and the āfrontā is actually a shield that keeps the real charity cash flowing where itās needed. Give me a minute to show you the numbers and youāll see that no oneās actually getting shortchanged.
Iām not sure I trust that. If you really want the community to feel safe, give me hard proof firstāno smoke and mirrors, just the real numbers. Otherwise, Iām out.
Hereās the raw data, no fluff. Total raised: $1,248,367.
Services rendered: $873,462 (70āÆ% of the pot).
Administrative costs: $124,837 (10āÆ%).
Reserve fund for emergencies: $249,069 (20āÆ%).
All figures are audited by an independent CPA. Let me know if you want the full report.
Thanks for the numbers, but Iād like to see whoās actually getting the moneyādonor breakdown, audit report, that kind of stuff. Just numbers donāt convince me.
Sure thingājust drop me your email and Iāll shoot over the donor list and the full audit report. No hidden fees, just the clean, honest numbers.
Iām still not convinced to drop my email just yet. Letās meet up, go over the audit in person, and talk to a few of the donors. If thatās good, then weāll figure out the next steps.
Sounds fair, how about we grab coffee at the corner cafĆ© on Main? We can go through the audit sheet together, and Iāll introduce you to a couple of our longātime donors whoāll tell you what itās like from their side. Let me know what day works for you.
Sure thingāWednesday at 9āÆam works for me. Bring the audit and a couple of donors, and letās get the facts straight over coffee. See you then.
Great, Wednesday at nine it isāI'll bring the audit file, and Iāll try to line up a couple of donors to swing by. Coffeeās on me, and weāll sort out the facts straight up. Catch you then.