I heard you’re setting up a new set for your latest film—have you thought about gilding the backdrops to give them that authentic, dramatic glow? My hands are the only ones that can do it right.

I’m delighted you’ve got the vision. Just remember, a real gold leaf has to crack just so—it's the only sign that a touch of time has sanctified it. And don’t bother with those modern frames; a proper gilt‑back will keep the sparkle from escaping. I’ll have everything ready, just watch the light so the stars don’t look too… plain.