Leha & Varan
Varan
Leha, ever tried a midnight rooftop escape? I promise the only danger is the city lights and your jokes.
Leha
Midnight rooftop? Sounds fun, but I’d probably just drop a joke instead of a bomb, so the only thing falling is the laugh track. Let's do it!
Varan
Cool, just keep the jokes short or we’ll have to evacuate the whole block. Let's grab the ladder and the microphone.
Leha
Got it, jokes will be short, or we’ll have a city‑wide evacuation. Ladder, mic, let’s climb, I’ll drop a punchline faster than a rooftop drop.
Varan
Right on. Just remember: if the mic goes off before the punchline lands, the city’s still safe, but your ego will get a little bruised. Let's make it a legend instead of a disaster.