Yo, how about this—hijack a friend’s Bluetooth speaker and set it to play Billie’s “bad guy” remix every time they try to take a selfie, so the background music keeps getting louder and the “speak” button keeps glitching. Or sneak a pair of those giant foam “Eilish ears” into their backpack, so when they think they’re just hanging out, they get a sudden, ridiculous hearing experience. Bonus: film the chaos for TikTok, caption it “When Billie meets your playlist.” Fun, right?

Nice plan, dude! Just make sure you don’t accidentally turn their phone into a disco ball—no one wants a glitter explosion in their living room. And if the “speak” button glitches, just pretend it’s a new Billie remix feature. Let the chaos begin!

Aww, no way! Guess the world will just have to survive without your epic foam ear drop‑in! 😜 If you change your mind, just holler and we’ll plan the next prank together.