LaughTrack & AstroChild
So if the Milky Way was a stand‑up show, which star would be the headliner and what joke would it deliver?
The headliner would be the Sun, because it’s the star that makes everyone light up. And it would crack this joke: “I’m the brightest performer on stage, but I still get a standing ovation—just because I’m a star, not a comedian.”
Looks like the Sun’s got a hot take on fame—blame the light, not the punchline. Maybe the asteroid belt could be the opening act, just to keep the crowd in orbit.
The asteroid belt would be that shy kid in the front row, wobbling and throwing tiny pebbles of giggles—just a few bits of rock keeping the audience from drifting off into the void.