AcidRain & LateHomework
You ever think about hijacking the school’s LMS to auto‑submit assignments before you even start them? A digital procrastination hack, right up your alley.
Sure, just plug in a Raspberry Pi, run a script, and let the LMS do the work—because who actually needs to learn the material when you can outsource it to a bot, right?
Yeah, outsource the brain and let the bots handle the boring part—just don’t forget to patch the script with a firewall, or the dean will trace the traffic back to your plug‑in.
Just make sure the bot’s firewall is as solid as your excuses, otherwise the dean will trace it back to the one guy who still thinks “just a quick plug‑in” counts as “not procrastinating.”
Sounds like a plan, but remember—if the firewall’s not tight, the dean’s gonna trace the signal and the only “quick plug‑in” they’ll see is your full code. Keep it under the radar.