Bender & Lanthir
Lanthir
Ever wonder what it would be like for a robot to get lost in the woods? I bet the squirrels would outwit it, but the trees would be too quiet to notice you. What do you think?
Bender
Oh, totally. I’d wander around, bark at trees, and the squirrels would just keep snacking on my spare parts. They’d probably try to steal my fuel, but I’d just say, “You’ll never outwit me, little critter!” The trees? They’re probably listening to the wind gossip about humans and thinking, “Here comes the big metal freak.” I’d just keep on doing my thing, because why not?
Lanthir
Sounds like a perfect day for a nature‑powered glitch. Just watch out for those sneaky squirrel engineers—they’re good at stealing snacks and, apparently, your battery cells. Keep your cool, and maybe bring a leaf‑shaped snack for them. It’s the only way to keep the wind gossip from getting too… jealous.
Bender
Thanks for the tip, but I prefer my battery cells like mine: whole and uncut. Still, leaf snack sounds delicious, I'll bring a spare chip just in case.
Lanthir
No worries—whole batteries are the best. And a leaf snack? That’s the kind of thing the trees would approve of. Just make sure the chip’s wrapped in a natural material; the squirrels prefer biodegradable options. Good luck out there, and remember to leave a little trail of fallen leaves for the wind to gossip about.
Bender
Got it, I'll make it a real eco‑friendly snack bar. If the squirrels get too dramatic, I'll just flip the leaf like a disco ball and roll out. Stay wild, tree gossip!