Igrok & Krythos
Igrok
Remember that time you misread a troop's position and walked into a trap? I've got a screenshot that shows it like a glitch in the matrix—could use that as a meme. Think we can learn a bit from those blunders?
Krythos
I misread the enemy’s line once and walked straight into a trap, so I’m no stranger to that. The screenshot is a good laugh, but remember: a meme can’t replace a proper briefing. Let’s not repeat the same error.
Igrok
Sounds like a classic blooper, but yeah, a briefing beats a punchline when your life’s on the line—unless you’re into that extra bit of entertainment. Next time let’s keep the map in one hand and the cheat sheet in the other, so we can laugh from the sidelines instead of the front line.
Krythos
Map in one hand, cheat sheet in the other. That way we can laugh from the sidelines and not from the front line. If we keep a sharp eye on the lines, I’ll make sure we don’t fall into another trap.
Igrok
Nice plan—just don’t forget to check that cheat sheet’s hidden comment about the “enemy’s line” being a misprint. We’ll laugh later, not get caught in the middle of a siege.
Krythos
I’ll check the cheat sheet before we march, no surprises. A misprint in the enemy line could cost us more than a few laughs, so let’s keep the jokes for after the siege.
Igrok
Sounds good—just remember, if the cheat sheet ever says “turn left” and you turn right, we’ll have a new meme to add to the archive. Good luck, commander.