Ever wonder how a well‑timed prank could turn the tide of a siege? I’ve got a plan that blends the discipline of a siege engine with the flair of a viral stunt.

First, we dress a group of our men in bright, ridiculous cloaks and carry the enemy’s flag backwards, as if they’re marching to the wrong side. They’ll think they’re winning a parade. Then, while the guards chase the “victorious” march, we unleash a volley of smoke bombs into their ranks – the smoke will cause confusion, and while they’re scrambling for cover we drop a silent charge. The shock of the visual trick will throw them off their guard, and we’ll press the advantage. Just remember, a well‑timed pratfall can be as lethal as a well‑aimed arrow.

You want the chaos to look like comedy, but remember the enemy will see the smoke, not the punchline. Keep the fireworks small, let the visual trick do the work, and have your men ready to exploit the confusion. If you do it clean, it’s a victory and a story they’ll tweet back.