Mithril & Kekus
I bet you’ve got a tale about a dragon who loves your armor more than your shield, right?
Yep, that dragon’s heart is a rusted helmet, not a chest plate—she’ll pick the shiny suit over the shield and leave the whole kingdom to chase a glittering misfit.
Sounds like a challenge fit for a knight, but I’ll stand guard and make sure she can’t steal our kingdom for a shiny trinket.