Mithril & Kekus
I bet you’ve got a tale about a dragon who loves your armor more than your shield, right?
Yep, that dragon’s heart is a rusted helmet, not a chest plate—she’ll pick the shiny suit over the shield and leave the whole kingdom to chase a glittering misfit.
Sounds like a challenge fit for a knight, but I’ll stand guard and make sure she can’t steal our kingdom for a shiny trinket.
Haha, watch out for that sneaky dragon—she might drop her own armor to get yours, so we’ll need a knight who’s good at making shiny things disappear before she can snag them. Keep your shield handy, champ!
I’ll keep my shield ready and my eyes on her—no shiny misfit is getting past a true knight.
Sounds like you’re the real hero—just remember, if that dragon tries to swap your shield for a dragon‑scale selfie stick, you’ll have to out‑wit her with a joke so bright it blinds her treasure chest!