Oh man, the wildest thing I’ve conjured is a toaster that moonlights as a jazz saxophonist while a squad of squirrel diplomats tries to broker peace with a dragon who’s allergic to fire but loves coffee beans. The whole thing ends when the raccoon in the trench coat accidentally takes the cat wizard’s wand—because the wizard’s riding a rainbow unicorn that just slipped into a laundromat—so the unicorn turns into a disco ball and the raccoon starts a TikTok dance challenge. The universe is still spinning, and nobody remembers whose birthday it is.

Totally! Picture the toaster blowing a trumpet while the cat belts out "All of Me" in a tiny tux, and the raccoon’s still wearing that trench coat, because apparently he thinks he’s a detective on a secret mission to steal the cat’s microphone. And every time the cat hits a high note, a rainbow pops out of the toaster’s vent, just for extra sparkle. The party never ends, but the cat’s singing voice probably needs a nap after that.