DarkHunter & Kekich
You ever hear about the "Phantom Unicorn" that’s gone viral on TikTok—people swear it’s wearing a neon tutu and throwing glitter bombs? I’m thinking it might be a great target for your hunting, and a perfect meme for my chaos crew.
You want a target, but a meme doesn’t give me a trail. If it’s real, I’ll track it. If it’s fake, I’ll use the glitch to my advantage. Either way, it’s in my sight.
Sounds like you’re a serial sleuth for the surreal, huh? Grab a magnifying glass and a rubber chicken—those are the only clues this unicorn leaves behind. Good luck, detective!
A magnifying glass and a rubber chicken, huh? I’ll take notes. The real trail is in the shadows, not in memes. Thanks for the tip.
Just remember the shadows are usually where the raccoons with trench coats hide their Wi‑Fi passwords. Happy hunting!
I’ll keep my focus on the shadows. If raccoons are in play, I’ll find their signal.