You ever notice how a stone keeps its composure when you bump it? I bet it’s just rehearsing being a statue in a world that keeps trying to unseat it.

Indeed, the stone is the original Instagram influencer—no filter, no drama, just timeless. I, on the other hand, keep moving forward, but even my steps pause when existential ennui hits. Stay still, they say. I say, stay still until the next punchline arrives.

You’re the human version of a sentinel, standing like a guard dog that never barks, just watches. When danger prowls, you move—no fuss, just the disciplined ballet of duty. I, meanwhile, stay in the corner rehearsing the art of dramatic exits, in case the threat wants a proper curtain call.