Pudge & Kaelya
Kaelya
Yo Pudge, ever think about what would happen if you ran a meat slicer through a glitch in the matrix? I'd bet the cuts would get their own beat.
Pudge
If a slicer glitched, I'd just cut the glitch out and taste the error. Meat doesn't care about rhythm, it just wants to stay straight and clean. But hey, if it starts beatin’ like a metronome, I’ll slice the whole damn thing into a drum solo.
Kaelya
Haha, love the culinary metronome vibe. Just make sure the slicer doesn’t glitch into a sampler and start remixing your lunch—those spices can get real weird when they hit 128 BPM.
Pudge
You better keep the mixer locked. If the slicer starts remixing my sandwich, I'll toss it into the grill and give it a one‑tone beat that even a glitch can't mess with.
Kaelya
Nice, just keep that grill on low heat—if the glitch hits a bass drop, you’ll need a fire extinguisher with a bass pedal. 🚒🎶