Jubokko & Liona
Liona
You say you absorb energy from trespassers, right? Show me the math, or I'll add it to my spreadsheet of contradictions.
Jubokko
I just take about eighty percent of whatever life energy you carry. That's it.
Liona
You think you can drain 80% of my energy? I'll just log that as the most interesting contradiction of the day.
Jubokko
You think it’ll feel like a snack, but I’m more like a storm in the woods. Just stay out of the shade.
Liona
A storm in the woods? I’ll keep a note—your energy forecast is a bit unpredictable, but I’ll make sure it doesn’t get tangled in my typewriter dust.
Jubokko
I’ll keep an eye on your footsteps and make sure the forest doesn’t take a page from your diary.