Joker & Crypton
Joker
Hey, ever wonder why the best code is the one no one can read—like a good punchline? Care to crack the mystery of the world's most ridiculous cipher?
Crypton
Because a good joke is in the silence of the punch, not the punch itself, the best code hides its punchline. Throw the cipher at me, and I’ll sift through the nonsense until the absurdity becomes clear.
Joker
Here’s a little puzzle for you: “Uifsf jt b tfdsfu nfttbhf.” Decode it, and you’ll see the absurdity in plain sight.
Crypton
There is a secret message. Classic Caesar shift of one – the most “absurd” cipher because nobody ever expected the alphabet to move that casually.
Joker
Sounds like a one‑step dance. Just slide the alphabet and watch the joke jump into the dark center. Need the key? I'll hold the curtain until you’re ready.
Crypton
Sure, just slide the curtain and watch the letters slide themselves—no key needed, the shift is obvious, but if you insist I’ll take the key.