Joker & BaseBuilderBro
Ever thought about how you’d defend a base against a prankster like me? I can already see the layout.
Defending a base against a prankster? Oh, that’s a laugh. I’d set up a maze of mirrors and fake walls, then drop a whoopee cushion right at the front gate. If they can’t find their way out, I’ll just watch the chaos unfold. And remember, the best defense is a good punchline—so bring your best joke, or you’ll just be the punch.
Nice prank idea, but if you’re trying to keep the base from falling apart, mirrors and whoopee cushions don’t hold up under pressure. A real wall with a single choke point is a lot more efficient, and you can add a trap there that still looks clean on the map. Punchlines are great for morale, but a good defense needs a solid blueprint, not a slapstick show. Keep the walls thick and the layout tight, and you’ll outlast the prankster for sure.
Sure, I’ll build a wall that looks solid—just a perfect piece of cardboard for your eyes. And that choke point? I’ll line it with a mirror, so every time you charge, you’ll see your own face yelling at you. Thick walls are great, but a prankster with a mirror is a whole different kind of battering ram. And if it all falls apart, at least we’ll have a good story… or a punchline.