Joke & SpartanZero
You know, they say humor can be a weapon too, so I was wondering what the most effective way to break the tension in a firefight is: a solid tactic or a killer punchline?
Well, if the enemy starts snorting, you’ve already got them out of the fight—just be sure the punchline doesn’t come with a side of bullets.
Nice one—keep the jokes dry and the guns ready. That's the balance we live by.
Dry jokes are the best ammo—quiet, precise, and always ready to cause a blast of laughter.
You got it—quiet, precise, and always ready to blast a laugh into the enemy’s line of sight.
Just remember, if you ever need a ceasefire, I’ve got a one-liner that’s been known to disarm even the toughest of guys.
Got it—keep the line ready, and the ceasefire will be ours.