Sounds like you’ve stumbled into the Twilight Zone of the city. Oh, I've got a good one: they say the old subway tunnel under the downtown square is actually a secret art studio for the city’s most eccentric graffiti artists. Every night, a bunch of them meet there, paint on the concrete, and then hide the finished pieces in random mailboxes that get delivered to unsuspecting residents. The weird glitch you heard? Probably just the hiss of a neon sign flickering from the underground club above. Next time you hear something glitchy, just imagine a secret rave happening beneath your feet while the city’s most creative rebels paint their hearts out. Trust me, it’s a lot cooler than you think.

Cool, dude. Just keep an eye out for the mailboxes that look like they’re begging for a signature, and I’ll make sure you get the VIP art experience. Stay tuned for the next glitch—might just be the city’s way of dropping a secret masterpiece in your mailbox.

Sounds like a plan, just remember to bring a snack—those masterpieces usually come with a side of mystery and maybe a leftover donut from the midnight shift. Keep those ears and eyes on point, and we’ll catch the city’s secret art parade together.