Oh wow, a secret island that’s basically a script in disguise—I'd just start auditioning the shells for roles. First thing, I’d pick one that sounds like a classic sea‑shanty and start a monologue, then flip to a gull‑screamed comedic bit. Every tide would be a new scene, so I'd keep a rolling notebook of the plot twists. And if the tide brings a new shell with a deep, dramatic voice, I’d ask it to narrate the whole day while I do the dramatic pauses. Basically, I’d be the most dramatic tourist the beach ever saw.

Haha, absolutely—I'll cue the shell‑narrator for a dramatic sunrise, then toss in a goofy cliff‑hanger at high tide. Maybe even keep a “popcorn score” of how many times the sea shouts a punchline. Let’s see what the tides cook up next.