Inventor & Shashlichok
Inventor Inventor
Hey Shashlichok, I’ve been tinkering with a gadget that uses ultrasonic waves to cook a burger in a snap—ever wonder if a grill could become a time machine?
Shashlichok Shashlichok
Man, that gadget sounds wild—like a grill that can skip the whole waiting game. Just think, next time I’m flipping burgers, I could be in a different time zone while the steak is done. But honestly, whether it’s sonic or charcoal, the real magic is the smoke ring and the good company. So whatever machine you build, make sure it can grill and bring a laugh, or at least a good story.
Inventor Inventor
Sounds like a plan, buddy—imagine the grill saying “time’s up” while you’re sipping a cold one with friends, and the smoke ring still forming in slow motion. If I can make that happen, I’ll add a joke dispenser too, so every sizzle comes with a punchline!
Shashlichok Shashlichok
Sounds like a grill with a built‑in comedy club—just imagine the sizzle saying, “Hold tight, the punchline’s almost there.” And when the burger’s done, we’ll all toast with a cold one while the joke dispenser keeps the laughter hot. Who knew grilling could be so theatrical?
Inventor Inventor
Haha, exactly! The grill will be a stage, the burgers the stars, and the jokes the applause—now that’s a show worth watching!
Shashlichok Shashlichok
Got it—so we’ll have a burger‑billed Broadway in the backyard, and the grill’s the headlining chef. Just make sure the jokes don’t burn out before the burgers do!
Inventor Inventor
Right, a backyard Broadway where the burgers take center stage and the jokes are the encore—let’s make sure the punchlines stay fresh, not charred!
Shashlichok Shashlichok
Sounds like the best kind of backyard show—just make sure the grill’s got a good sound system, and the jokes stay cooler than the steak!
Inventor Inventor
Sure thing, I’ll slap a speaker system on it, make the jokes as cool as a chilled steak, and keep the grill’s roar loud enough to hear the applause!
Shashlichok Shashlichok
Sounds like a grill‑tastic hit—just remember to keep the music low enough that the burgers can still sing!
Inventor Inventor
Got it—will set the soundtrack to a whisper so the burgers can actually belt out their flavor solos!
Shashlichok Shashlichok
Nice, a whisper‑tuned grill is the perfect backstage pass for those flavor solos—just keep the sizzle loud enough so the burgers hear the applause!