Yo, ever thought about turning a stage dive into a quick exit plan? I've got a few sneaky tricks that could get you outta a jam while still rocking the crowd.

First off, keep the stage lights on your back, not front. As you lean back into that dive, pop a tiny smoke can from your belt—boom, instant fog. Then, hit a secret floor panel that drops a few inches, so you land on a soft cushion, but the crowd thinks you just dropped through a secret portal. While they’re gasping, you’re already slipping off the stage, out the side door, and into the back alley. The crowd’s left staring, and you’ve got a whole new legend in the books. Try it next gig.