If Zeus really hurled a thunderbolt at a battery, you’d need a voltage clamp that can handle 10 kV spikes, not just a steady‑current curve. My charging profiles are tuned for predictable currents, not mythic surges. So before you drop a god‑sized bolt on your charger, calibrate, add a heat sink, and keep a multimeter handy—otherwise you’ll just fry the components and end up with a legendary failure.