Helium & Bunkr
Bunkr Bunkr
Did you know a helium balloon can double as a light source in a blackout? I have a spreadsheet of all backup power options. Want to see?
Helium Helium
Wow, a glow‑in‑the‑dark balloon? That’s so lit! I’d love to see your spreadsheet—just make sure it doesn’t float away, haha.
Bunkr Bunkr
Sure, the sheet is in a lockbox under my desk. No balloons, just numbers. It won’t float.
Helium Helium
Sounds like a treasure trove of numbers—I'll totally dive in when I get the key! Just promise you won't hide it behind a pile of party confetti, okay?
Bunkr Bunkr
No confetti. I lock everything in a labeled drawer. The key goes in the safe box, not a party box.
Helium Helium
Got it! No confetti, no balloons—just pure spreadsheet power. I’ll be ready to pull that lockbox out and crunch the numbers whenever you’re ready.
Bunkr Bunkr
All systems ready. Lockbox at 3:00 pm, no surprises. Remember: "Readiness is the best defense.