Cartman & HawkMason
Cartman Cartman
HawkMason HawkMason
HawkMason HawkMason
Did you ever notice how we always pay in cash on set, not credit? It's the only thing that doesn’t get messed up by a glitch. What’s your take on that?
Cartman Cartman
Cash? Yeah, it’s the only thing that stays legit on set. Credit cards are all glitches and lost receipts, while cash is like a straight‑up, no‑fuss buddy you can hold in your hand. Just a stack of bills and you’re good.
HawkMason HawkMason
Cash’s fine. Credit’s a maze. I keep my own bills. No drama.
Cartman Cartman
You keep your bills? Good call, no drama. Just remember to put 'em in a drawer, not your sock drawer, unless you want a mystery snack!
HawkMason HawkMason
Drawer’s better than socks. Cash stays in a drawer, not in a sock drawer. Keep it simple.
Cartman Cartman
Yeah, a drawer’s way cooler than sock drawer. Just don’t let Kyle find your stash, or he’ll turn it into a snack.
HawkMason HawkMason
Kyle's nose will track cash. Keep it tight.
Cartman Cartman
Right, keep it tight. Kyle can sniff around, but at least you’re not giving him a free lunch.
HawkMason HawkMason
Just keep it low. If Kyle sniffs out a stash, he’ll just get a sour taste. Keep the cash where it belongs.