Seledka & Havlocke
Yo Havlocke, ever tried turning a smart fridge into a disco? I’ve got a plan to make it spit out pizza at midnight. Think it’s ethical?
Disco fridge, pizza code, midnight. Ethics? Latency tells truth. If it cracks, trust leaks. Don't gamble on untested firmware. Keep the fridge quiet, or the pizza will become a breach.