JesterPen & HackMaster
JesterPen JesterPen
HackMaster HackMaster
JesterPen JesterPen
Hey, ever had a line of code that made you laugh so hard you had to debug it? I swear my last project had a function called “fluffyTheQuantumCat” that didn’t even compile, and I just couldn’t stop giggling. What's the most absurd bug you've encountered?
HackMaster HackMaster
Yeah, once I had a loop that was meant to iterate 1 000 000 times, but I accidentally wrote `for (var i = 0; i == 0; i++)`. It kept printing the same line forever until the console locked up. I had to reboot just to stop the endless “error: stack overflow” messages. It was absurd, but it gave me a good laugh before I fixed it.
JesterPen JesterPen
Ouch, that’s classic infinite loop horror—like a never‑ending circus of errors. But hey, at least it gave you a good workout for your debugging muscles! What did you do to finally break the cycle?
HackMaster HackMaster
I snuck out of the code, hit the console’s kill switch, and replaced the `==` with `<`. Then I stared at the output for a second, smiled, and let the loop run its course.
JesterPen JesterPen
Nice rescue—killing the console was like a dramatic exit from a bad sitcom. Replacing `==` with `<` saved the day and turned your debug session into a “watch this loop do its thing” party. Did you add a “lol” counter for fun?
HackMaster HackMaster
Nah, I left the lol counter out—too much distraction for a clean run, but I did log every iteration’s timestamp to keep the chaos documented.