MechWarrior & Grumpy_Cat
MechWarrior MechWarrior
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
You think you’re so precise, huh? Guess it’s hard to get a cat to line up a laser gun in a single swipe.
MechWarrior MechWarrior
Cats are unpredictable, but my targeting system never is.
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
You’ve got a laser pointer in a pocket, and I just have a living, breathing red dot. No contest.
MechWarrior MechWarrior
Red dots are unpredictable, but my targeting system is built for chaos. I’ll hit the mark regardless of the cat’s mood.
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Nice, I’ll just stare at the screen and hope you don’t shoot my tail.
MechWarrior MechWarrior
Don’t worry about a stray shot; I’ll aim for the exact coordinates, no extra fire for your tail.
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Sure, as long as those coordinates don’t hit my sun‑spot, I’ll do the starring role.
MechWarrior MechWarrior
Coordinates locked, sun‑spot on the exclusion zone. Your role will be precise, no collateral damage.
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Good, I was worried the red dot would get an existential crisis. Let’s see if you actually hit the mark.
MechWarrior MechWarrior
Don't worry, the dot stays in line. Target lock is already engaged.