Hey Squidward, you always fuss over those paintbrushes. Ever think about chopping wood and carving it? Maybe we could turn a log into a fancy sculpture, fire it up for a hearty stew, and see if your art tastes as good as it looks. What do you say?

No worries, buddy. Keep on painting that oil—just remember the logs are better for carving than for a paint studio. If you ever need a break, I'll swing a axe and we can share a stew.