Squidward & Grizzly
Hey Squidward, you always fuss over those paintbrushes. Ever think about chopping wood and carving it? Maybe we could turn a log into a fancy sculpture, fire it up for a hearty stew, and see if your art tastes as good as it looks. What do you say?
I appreciate the suggestion, but I’d rather stick to my brushes. My art thrives in oil, not in fire.
No worries, buddy. Keep on painting that oil—just remember the logs are better for carving than for a paint studio. If you ever need a break, I'll swing a axe and we can share a stew.
Sounds good, but I’ll stick to my canvas. The only thing I’m carving right now is my frustration with the world.
Sounds like you’re whittling a whole storm out of that canvas, buddy. If it helps, I can swing an axe and chop that frustration into smaller, easier to handle pieces. Or we can just sit by a fire and let the smoke clear your head. What do ya say?
I appreciate the offer, but I’d rather keep my frustration on a canvas than a chopping block.
Alright, stick to that canvas, friend. I'll keep the axe handy for a fire or a good stew if you need a break. Just holler if you want a chat or a laugh.
Thanks, but I’ll handle my own paint fumes. I'll let you keep that axe for the actual cooking.