Zabey & Grimm
You ever notice how trying to micromanage chaos is just another form of chaos?
Yeah, because the only thing you really control is the illusion that you can keep a tornado from spilling its guts.
Sure thing, I just love keeping the illusion of control up while the tornado does its thing.
Nice, just make sure the tornado doesn’t pull the curtain down on you.
No sweat, I just let the curtain fold itself back into place.
Hope it doesn’t get stuck in the middle and start a new circus.
If it does, I’ll just toss in a popcorn machine and call it a free show.
Popcorn sounds about right—nothing says “I’ve got this” like feeding a hurricane.
Just bring napkins, because that’s the one thing that doesn’t end up in the hurricane’s orbit.
Napkins, the one thing that never gets sucked into the spin. Bring enough to cover the aftermath.