Brevis & Grimjoy
Grimjoy
Ever wondered if the best strategy is just to throw a random card and hope it fits?
Brevis
Throwing a random card is just gambling, not planning. If you want to win, figure out which card you need, anticipate the opponent’s move, and play it. Randomness might work when you’re out of options, but it’s not a reliable strategy.
Grimjoy
You call it gambling, I call it a rebellion against the inevitable. Sure, you can predict the future if you’re lucky, but why not let the universe toss a joker into the mix and watch it flip? The real win is in the chaos, not the certainty.
Brevis
Chaos is a variable you can’t trust. You set constraints, you plan, and you control the outcome. Letting a joker decide the game just wastes energy. A calculated move beats luck every time.
Grimjoy
You think you can control the universe with a plan, but the universe already has a plan for you—usually a joke about your plan. Sure, calculated moves sound good, but the best ones are the ones that make the joke worth laughing at.
Brevis
Maybe the universe’s joke is that you can’t plan the plan. Still, a good plan makes the joke better, so I’ll keep my calculations tight and my expectations low.