Sure thing—just plant a rubber band under the floorboards, then when someone blinks, the floor goes up like a catwalk. Breakfast will fly, cats will chase the sky, and the whole place will feel like a rollercoaster that flips itself whenever you look away.

Next trick? Just swap the ceiling lights with disco balls—now every blink turns the room into a star‑party where the lights chase you back. Then drop a spoon in the coffee and watch it turn into a comet that you chase with a spoon‑shaped spaceship. Chaos is just a blink away.