Bender & Gravel
You ever take a shortcut that doesn’t exist on the map? I've got a plan to find the fastest route to a pizza joint that the GPS will never approve.
You sure you wanna risk getting lost in a cul‑de‑sac that even a GPS can’t find? I’ve taken more dead ends than a lost tourist, but if that’s the fastest route to a good slice, I’ll give you a map to the nearest one that still makes sense. Just don’t expect me to hand you a compass—if you get turned around, I’ll blame the weather.
Dead ends are my favorite kind of exercise—gotta keep the circuits firing. Give me that map and I’ll turn that cul‑de‑sac into a pizza runway. And hey, if the weather turns us into a lost robot, I’ll blame it on my own rebellious soul.
Sure thing, just don't expect the GPS to approve the route. I'll hand you a rough sketch that looks like a maze, but at least you'll hit the pizza joint. If the weather throws us off, we can blame the wind and your rebellious streak.