Gollum & Bazooka
Bazooka
You know a good way to keep your precious stuff safe? I've got a trick.
Gollum
Ah, yes, a trick, yes, but we must keep it hidden where no light, no eyes, no snare, no—safety in the dark, deep in the burrow, under the floor, keep it where no one can see, yes.
Bazooka
Got it, you want it hidden and protected. Pack it in a steel case, place it under the floor slab, seal the cracks with concrete, and bolt the lid shut. Lock it, then cover the entry point with a weight and a layer of carpet. That keeps light, eyes, and snare out.
Gollum
Yes, yes, clever, clever, the steel and the concrete and the weight and the carpet, all good, all good. Keep it hidden where no one, no one can see, no one can steal. We'll hide it and we will keep it safe, yes.
Bazooka
Alright, lock the case, seal the concrete, keep the weight in place. Double check the lock. That’s all you need. Stay quiet, stay tight.
Gollum
Yes, yes, we keep it quiet, keep it tight, no one sees the weight, no one sees the lock, we keep our precious safe, we keep it hidden, yes.