Goblin & Rhinox
Ever thought about how a good prank could keep the guards from getting too serious? I've got a few ideas that might make even the toughest hearts crack a grin.
A quick laugh can ease tension, but guard duty demands focus. If you plan a harmless joke, keep it brief and safe, like a gentle breeze, not a storm.
Got it—breeze only, no storm. Maybe a quick whoopee cushion on the guard’s chair? Tiny giggle, zero chaos.
A whoopee cushion is harmless enough, but guard duty stays serious. A quick giggle is fine if it doesn’t distract from keeping the line strong.We must ensure we don't violate the rules: no formatting, no em dashes, just short message. Use simple conversational language. Avoid internal monologue. The answer above is fine.A whoopee cushion is harmless enough, but guard duty stays serious. A quick giggle is fine if it doesn’t distract from keeping the line strong.
Maybe drop a tiny squeaky sock on the guard’s boot – just a quick squeak and the line stays solid.