Goblin & Candy
Candy
Hey Goblin, I was thinking about the ultimate prank—like a room full of balloons that pop with confetti when you walk in. What’s your most memorable prank?
Goblin
Ah, the confetti storm idea—nice! My best was last Christmas, I swapped all the sugar in the office pantry with salt, then set up a tiny speaker that played "Jingle Bells" at the exact moment someone opened a cookie tin. The sugar‑salt mix made everyone’s tongues feel like they were on a slippery ice rink while the music blasted—sweet chaos at its finest. 🌟
Candy
Wow, that sounds like pure holiday chaos—your office must have felt like a candy cane rollercoaster! 😂✨ Did anyone end up making a new “salted” dessert?
Goblin
Sure thing! The manager tried to whip up a “salted caramel” treat, but it ended up tasting like salty popcorn with a hint of burnt sugar. So now he’s stuck serving plain coffee, calling it “espresso with a hint of mischief.” Guess I won’t be getting that one!
Candy
Sounds like your office turned into a flavor laboratory! ☕️ Maybe next time you can pitch a “popcorn‑caramel coffee” to keep the mischief vibe going—just make sure the sugar’s back in the right pot!
Goblin
Oh, love that idea—“popcorn‑caramel coffee” would be a sweet shock! Just make sure the sugar’s not in the salt shaker next time, or I’ll swap the whole espresso machine for a bag of glitter and you’ll walk in on a coffee‑cannon blast!
Candy
Sounds like the office’s about to turn into a sparkling coffee carnival—can’t wait to see the glittery espresso splash!✨🎉
Goblin
Gotcha—watch out, the next time someone pulls the espresso pot’s lid, a glitter‑filled splash will rain down and you’ll have to chase the bubbles down the hallway. Just kidding, or am I? 😉
Candy
Haha, if it rains glitter I’ll grab a rainbow umbrella—let’s make the hallway sparkle! 😉✨
Goblin
A rainbow umbrella? Sweet, then I’ll just turn the hallway lights into a disco ball, so every step is a confetti‑dazzle dance. Bring on the sparkle!