Gluck & Couponova
Couponova
Hey Gluck, ever thought about turning a clearance sale into a chaotic scavenger hunt? I’ve got a plan that could turn the mall into a gold mine—wanna hear?
Gluck
Oh yeah, let me grab my detective hat and a bag of random treasures, because mall chaos is my jam! Tell me the rules, but I might just start a dance‑off in the electronics section.
Couponova
First rule: pick a target store, lock a price range, then hunt all the “under‑$30” tags. Second rule: if you see a price‑drop sticker, snap a pic, check the app, and claim the discount before the line moves. And hey, if you’re doing a dance‑off in electronics, make sure the floor’s not too slippery—those dance mats can be slippery, and I’ll be buying your sneakers for the next trip!
Gluck
Sounds like a retail rave! Just remember to bring a pair of flip‑flops—because if we’re dancing, we’ll be barefoot in the food court. Let the loot begin!
Couponova
Flip‑flops, food‑court, got it—just make sure you slip on those sneakers first, okay? Let the loot roll!
Gluck
Gotcha, slipping on sneakers first—only if I get to do a quick moonwalk between the cereal boxes. Let’s roll!
Couponova
Alright, cereal moonwalk, I’m watching—just keep an eye on those clearance racks, and remember: the faster you move, the more you score. Let’s roll!
Gluck
Alright, cereal moonwalk in full swing—watch me sprint past those tags like a caffeinated squirrel. Clearance racks, I see you, and I'm already racing to the finish line!