Garrus & Durachok
Garrus Garrus
Durachok Durachok
Durachok Durachok
You know, Garrus, if you ever need a surprise Tactics 101, I can rewrite the entire battle plan with a single punchline. What do you say?
Garrus Garrus
A single punchline won't cut through chaos, but if it saves lives, I'm listening.
Durachok Durachok
Right, I'll drop a joke that’s so twisted it throws enemies into the void. Imagine a banana peel in a vacuum—your squad’s only chance is to slip out of the galaxy. Ready?
Garrus Garrus
A vacuum‑slip joke is… entertaining, but not a contingency plan. Stick to the firewalls.
Durachok Durachok
Firewalls? Pfft, just a shiny metal wall that actually keeps the real chaos out—like a prison for your own sanity. Want me to hack them or just laugh at them?
Garrus Garrus
If you think a joke can lock the chaos out, I’d rather you prove it with a real hack. Otherwise, keep the punchlines for the briefing room.