Shredder & FurnitureWhisper
Shredder
Yo, have you ever thought about scooping some wood off an old sofa or table and turning it into a skateboard deck? We could make a board with real history in it, no power tools, just grit and a lot of attitude. Sounds like a project we could both kill.
FurnitureWhisper
I’ve heard the idea in passing, but a deck from a sofa? You’ll need a good hand plane to get the grain smooth, no power tools, and you’ll have to be patient because the wood will have its own story—probably a bit too warped for a board unless you let it dry properly. Still, a little patience and a lot of grit could yield a truly historic deck. Just don’t expect it to ride as easily as a modern composite.
Shredder
Sounds wild, man, but that’s exactly the kind of raw challenge we thrive on. If the wood’s warping, we just let it breathe and then crank it into shape—no fancy gear, just muscle and sweat. We’ll nail that historic vibe and then shove it out the back of the alley for the first trick. Trust me, the ride might be a bit wobbly at first, but that’s what makes it legendary. Let's get those boards out and show them how it’s done.
FurnitureWhisper
That’s the spirit, but I’ll give you a heads‑up: let the warped wood sit in a dry room for a week or two before you even think about shaping it. Use a hand plane and a good mallet, not a saw, so you don’t lose the soul in the cut. And if the board is a bit wobbly, call it an “authentic vintage ride” and brag that it’s the first of its kind. I’ll bring the old texts and a sturdy hand for the finish. Let's do it, but with a touch of patience and a lot of heart.
Shredder
Yo, I’m down—let’s get that wood straightened, hand‑shaped, and ready for some epic tricks. Bring the grit, bring the patience, and let’s make history on wheels. Let's do it.
FurnitureWhisper
Sounds like a good plan—just remember to keep the wood breathing and the hand tools close. We’ll turn this ancient timber into a story that rides, not just a board. Ready when you are.