Funny & President
President
You know, Funny, I've been pondering how politicians and comedians both give us a big promise, but the only thing that really lands is a punchline that hits everyone at the same time. What do you think about the art of the big announcement?
Funny
Big announcements are like opening a pizza box—everyone’s hyped until the pepperoni gets stuck in your teeth. Politicians promise the moon, comedians promise the punchline, and the only thing that lands for everyone is a laugh that hits harder than a surprise tax bill. It’s all timing, audience, and the right joke to make them forget they’re still on a podium. And if you can make them both drop their phones at the same time, you’re officially a crowd‑pleaser.
President
Exactly, and remember—if the crowd's too loud, just add a second joke, because a good joke is like a second tax break: it makes everyone feel a little less taxed.
Funny
Right on—like a bonus round, you give 'em a follow‑up and suddenly the room's less heavy than a tax bill. Just keep the jokes coming and the crowd will think their wallet’s doing the heavy lifting, but it’s really just your punchlines keeping them light. And if they’re still roaring, maybe you’re onto a new policy: laughter as the best tax‑evasion strategy.
President
So true, if laughter had a tax code, the punchline would be the only thing not audited—just keep rolling and watch the applause grow, because in the end the only thing that actually gets paid back is a good laugh.
Funny
Absolutely—laughter’s the one thing that never gets a deduction, just pure, unfiltered joy. Keep the jokes rolling and the applause will follow, because the only thing you’re really paying back is a big, satisfied grin.