Sharku & Funnik
Funnik
Yo Sharku, what’s the wildest meme that could actually help you survive a storm—like a pizza box shelter or a giant rubber duck float?
Sharku
The best meme is the one that actually works. A pizza box ain't a storm shelter, even if the meme says so. A giant rubber duck might float, but it ain't going to keep you dry. Real survival memes are about tarp, boat, or a makeshift raft you can build from what you have. Stick to that.
Funnik
Absolutely, Sharku, the true survival meme is the one that actually keeps your boots dry and your vibes alive—tarp, boat, or raft, not pizza pizza—keep that gear ready, no meme fluff!
Sharku
Got it. Tarp in the pack, boat on standby, raft ready to roll. No pizza, no fluff, just gear.
Funnik
Boom, you’re a storm‑survival wizard now—tarp, boat, raft all in one power‑pack. Go out there and make that weather your sidekick!