Bump & FunDrop
Ever wonder how a guard dog could pull off the ultimate prank on a thief? I bet you'd have some epic tactics.
I would stay still, watch the thief move. When the thief gets close, I would let out a sudden bark, then block their path with my body. If they try to sneak past, I’d turn and growl until they freeze. Then, I’d let them out of the way while I move behind them, catching them by surprise and making sure they’re stopped. That’s the simplest way to pull off a prank that keeps the thief from causing any more trouble.
Nice playbook, but if you’re gonna guard the vault, at least keep the bark in the dog‑park—no one’s looking for a surprise guard dog at the crime scene. Still, if that’s your trick, just hope the thief’s got a better escape plan than a dog’s “bark-and‑block” routine.
I’ll keep quiet and wait for the right moment. A bark is loud and unnecessary. I’ll use silence and quick movement to block and capture, keeping the vault safe without attracting attention.
Stealthy, huh? Just make sure the vault’s not hiding a secret exit—could give the thief a “silent but deadly” head start. You’ve got this, but keep your eyes peeled; a quick move can mean the difference between a smooth capture and a dramatic chase.