Foxy_Loxy & Fozzie
Hey Foxy, ever thought about how a great punchline could be the best getaway tool? I've got one that might make even the toughest guard crack a smile.
Sounds tempting—let me hear it, and if it cracks a guard’s grin I’ll add it to my exit kit.
Why did the guard bring a ladder to the museum? He heard the art was a real “high” stakes thing—guess he was ready to climb the line of humor!
That’s a sweet ladder joke—now imagine I’m the guard and I’m climbing the comedy ladder while I dodge a vault. Keep ‘em coming, I love a good punch‑line heist.
What does a guard say when he’s on a comedy ladder and vaults a vault? “I’m only here for the jokes— but this one’s a real ‘high’ score!”