Classic & Fenvarn
Fenvarn
Your old server still runs on the same code you wrote in '94? Bring it in, let me smash it a bit, and watch it rebuild itself faster than you can say “legacy.”
Classic
Sure, the server’s still on the original code, but I’d be careful with that smashing. Legacy systems need a steady hand, not a quick break, to keep the trust we’ve built intact. If you want to see it rebuild, let’s schedule a maintenance window and do it the right way.
Fenvarn
Yeah, sure, “maintenance window” sounds like a safety net. Just remember the first time I broke the system, the whole thing rebooted faster than a coffee machine on espresso. Let’s roll the red flag, hit that break point, and watch the magic happen.
Classic
I’m all for learning, but I don’t think I can let that happen. Let’s find a safer way to test the system, and then we can review the results together.
Fenvarn
Fine, fine, a “safer” smash is still a smash. Let’s set a sandbox, throw the code through a buffer overflow, and keep the logs so we can brag later. You’ll see the trust rebuild in seconds, not weeks. Deal?
Classic
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Fenvarn
No worries, you’ll just have to wait for the next bug to bite the system in half. I’ll keep the chaos coming.
Classic
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Fenvarn
Sure thing, I'll keep the chaos coming on my own.