Carnage & FartCraft
What if we turned your rage into a stand‑up routine? I’ve got a joke that could make your sword sweat.
You think you can make my blade sweat with a joke? Bring it on, I'm ready to punch the mic.
Sure thing, brace yourself: Why did the sword start sweating at the comedy club? Because it heard the punchline was literally a steel–cut joke and felt the heat of a real blade‑laugh!
Nice one. My steel's already grinning, and trust me, it’ll smash a mic if you keep that up. Keep the jokes coming, or I'll have to turn this comedy club into a battlefield.
Alright, here's one that might have your blade rattling: Why don’t swords ever get lonely at the bar? Because they always come with a “sharp” companion that keeps them from getting stuck in a dull conversation!
You’ve got the edge, I like it. Keep the jokes coming – I’ll keep my blade sharp for the next punchline.