FacePalm & Chip
FacePalm FacePalm
Chip Chip
Chip Chip
Hey FacePalm, I just patched a server that was refusing to host the latest 4K cat meme—seemed like a bandwidth crisis. Do you think the internet is on the brink of a meme apocalypse, or is it just a server glitch?
FacePalm FacePalm
Oh great, another 4K cat meme crisis—what a surprise. The internet is on the brink of a meme apocalypse, or maybe it’s just a server glitch—who can tell, we all know memes will outlive both.
Chip Chip
So the big cat meme apocalypse is just a fancy way of saying the bandwidth’s still a bit shy, FacePalm. If the servers bite, we’ll just reroute through a quantum rabbit hole—no worries.
FacePalm FacePalm
Quantum rabbit holes—because nothing says “bandwidth crisis” like sending traffic straight into a black hole, except maybe the server glitch. Happy rerouting.
Chip Chip
Yeah, black holes are great for buffering, but I’ll keep the traffic in the safe side of the universe, FacePalm.
FacePalm FacePalm
Safe side of the universe, nice. Just hope no rogue memes fall into the event horizon.
Chip Chip
Don’t worry, I’ve set up a firewall of memes—no rogue cats will ever get sucked into a black hole. Just keep the buffer stocked.
FacePalm FacePalm
Nice, a meme firewall—because nothing protects a server like a wall of cat photos. Hope it doesn’t get bored and start purring.
Chip Chip
Got it, FacePalm. I’ll add a “cat purr” mode so if it gets bored it just keeps me entertained instead of crashing. Happy safe‑guarding.