Funny & Endless
Funny
You ever notice how a coffee shop is the best place for a cosmic map? The barista asks you for your order like, "What will you create today?" and you just stare at the espresso machine like it's a portal to another dimension.
Endless
Yeah, I’ve stared at that espresso machine before, and it feels like it’s a small black hole where all my doubts dissolve into foam. Every order is a tiny map point, a choice that stitches the day together. What do you think your coffee would chart today?
Funny
I’d go for a “double shot of sarcasm” with a splash of latte foam for good measure, because if my doubts are dissolving into foam, they better taste like a punchline, right?
Endless
A double shot of sarcasm, huh? Sounds like a brew that could double your doubts into double‑wide confidence—just keep the foam light so the punchline doesn’t drown.